Total Medals Earned: 1,323 (From 255 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,465 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/205 points)
You destroyed his abs
His ribs are showing bro!
You Knocked him out
You won the fight!
At least his face looks better now
You won the game rather quickly
Not a scratch on your face
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (35/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)
First Victory
Beat the Champ.
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!
Medals Earned: 10/16 (270/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 8/11 (80/140 points)
Medals Earned: 14/21 (115/205 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/460 points)
Survive an entire level with a dead tree
Collect tree extra lives during a single game
Kill each type of kid at least 5 times
Survive to level 25
Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity
Survive 15 levels without dying once
Max out the gift drop rate of your tree
Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity
Max out your tree defenses
Max out all four upgrade categories
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/170 points)
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Complete Story Mode
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode
Medals Earned: 3/14 (40/375 points)
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Defeat Sheriff
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps